hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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