what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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