Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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