Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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