battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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