Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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