I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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