my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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