I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Actions speak louder than pants.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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