I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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