either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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