we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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