he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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