I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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