Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
