fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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