The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
