People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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