he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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