She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
