Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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