frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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