the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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