Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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