You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
