Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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