come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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