I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just google imaged poop.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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