It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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