i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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