this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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