Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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