That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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