Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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