Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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