All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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