He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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