Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
As shirtless as possible
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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