just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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