he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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