either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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