And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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