Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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