I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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