I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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