Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think my moral compass just broke
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
