super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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