She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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