Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
