Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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