She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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