Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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