And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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