i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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