Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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