I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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