i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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